I haven’t been on the fb as much lately because it drives me insane. At first I would laugh at all the stupid people and make a mental note to copy and paste their fuckery in to TWOF for all to point and laugh. Nowadays I just ignore the entire site except for a quick news feed scroll-through out of boredom, habit or curiosity. It honestly pains my mind to read some of it these days.
But today I was reminded of why I started TWOF so many months ago. One status. One status to rule them all and to put all others to shame:
OK FB!!! I REALLY NEED YOUR PRAYERS!!!! IM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO BEGIN EATING FRUIT. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT I HAVE. I CANT STOMICK FRUIT "AT ALL"!!! THIS IS NO JOKE. THE LORD HAS SPOKEN SO, I MUST OBEY. PLS PRAY THAT I DEVELOP THE TASTE FOR FRUIT!!! THANKS!
And then in the comments, they got that prayer:
I'm praying ur strength n the lord:-) give ___ the strength to pick that fruit up and eat it
If anyone out there can tell me what to do with this, I’d appreciate it.