Perverts, Lend Me your Ears

I am going to take the time to give a small shout out to a person that I absolutely adore. Perhaps you have heard of him, his name is Daniel or DP as he is known of on this blog.

We have been friends for many years. We met at work and years after I was fired from that place, here we are, still friends. We still talk every day and I don’t know what I’d do without him in my life.

It started out he was a great paper box carrier. If you needed paper or samples or anything that was housed in a cardboard box, I would call Daniel and he would get it for me. He seemed like a cool enough dude but he was so quiet and I could never really get a read on him.

I didn’t really get to know Daniel until that thing called Myspace. We became Myspace friends and we realized that we had a lot in common; books, movies, television and a small penchant for nerdy things. I guess you could say that we bonded over nerd culture.

Throughout the years he has been someone who always gives a trustworthy opinion and good, sometimes brutal, honest advice. He has also been a solid friend, never judging, always supportive. Basically, he’s a great fucking guy.

He’s also responsible for 75% of this blog’s viewership since last Monday. Because of this.

Yes. When I went to check my Google Search Words to see what was directing people to my blog and they were all going there. Chyna Porn.

My blog is now the leading ex-wrestler porn review site. So when anyone out there is looking for review on Chyna porn (and there are a lot more than you think) they are coming here. To my shitty blog. Where I talk about small children and Facebook. I don’t really know what to do with my newfound fame. Maybe we need to start reviewing porn with Joey Buttafuoco or John Bobbit??? I don’t know. I am open to suggestions, whatever keeps people reading???

All that being said, I can’t say I don’t love my newfound popularity so thank you, Daniel. You are amazing…and also a giant pervert with a large vocabulary. Love you, buddy!