Monday, November 8, 2010

Dumbass Monday: 25 Hours in a Day

Drunk blogging. It’s a bang-up idea, really.

So Daylight Savings was yesterday and we were supposed to “fall back” as they say so we gained an hour of sleep which we will then lose in spring when we “spring forward.” Falling back always reminds me of a story that I am going to share with you all now.

This is Monday so I should be doing Asshole Monday, but I don’t have any assholes to talk about today, but I do have a Dumbass. So, Dumbass Monday this will be.

Okay so I was a sophomore in High School and I was dating a senior. This “relationship” lasted about two weeks as all of my high school relationships did. We were dating in the fall, obviously, when we were on the phone one night talking about whatever the fuck it is that stupid kids talked about back in the day. I will not tell you who this person was. You can figure it out on your own (or you can ask me personally).

I remember we had just fallen back a couple of nights before and something was said about the time change.

I, for one, have always loved daylight savings. I love it when it gets dark at 5:00 and I love cold weather. I welcome it all with open arms. This dude felt the same way about fall and he said this: “Yeah I really need that extra hour in the fall, I’m always so tired in the spring when we go back to 24 hours.”

Me being a 15-year-old girl, I didn’t call him out for being one of the dumbest people alive. I am pretty sure I just changed the subject to…who the hell knows.

But, seriously high school senior, do you honestly think that starting in the fall there are 25 hours in the day? Have you ever seen a 13 o’clock? I am wondering, with him being 31 now and possibly having a child or two, does he still think this? Has no one ever corrected him of this ridiculousness?

What I SHOULD have said to him, had I been as vocal about everything as I am now is this: “You are one of the dumbest people have that I have ever known. Are you for real with this? Why am I even still speaking to a water-head retard such as yourself? Excuse me while I take my super young hot ass elsewhere.”

Because I mean, really. Going back to 24 hours???  The educational system of Bartlett, and I am going to say his parents as well, failed this idiot a long, long time ago.

25 hours in a day…bitch, please.


Anonymous said...


Stacey Garrett said...

Ohhhiiii Anonymous, I will have a gift waiting for you on the next blog. Mwahahahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Well I am honored. So any guesses so far?

Stacey Garrett said...

I refuse to guess for fear of being very wrong and looking stupid on my own blog. Well, more so than usual. I need a better hint!

Anonymous said...

It's Monday..... that is all you get. I don't know what else to say because a real hint would give me away. I'm not original as you.

Stacey Garrett said...

No one is. You've got to give me something, man.

Anonymous said...

Hummmm... I'm sure you already know who it is. You and ashley can compare notes.

Stacey Garrett said...

Are you stalking her too?!?

Anonymous said...

Nope... so you should feel special.

Stacey Garrett said...

DUH! I totally do!

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