|I'd rather watch The Human Centipede than watch anyone drink this|
These aren’t so much assholes as Really Gross People
There are many, many different kinds of gross people that gross me right on out. And it is not so much the people themselves, but these two super gross things that people do.
#1 Buffet Eaters.
Buffets are icky. I can’t take them and I refuse to eat at them. I won’t even eat potluck dinners unless I know who made what. This makes me a complete bitch/snob and that is fine. I can deal with that.
I went to the casinos a few years ago and was told that I MUST eat at the buffet. It is the best, it’s clean, etc, etc. Um. No.
If you are trying to tell me that the buffet in Tunica, MS is clean, I am sorry, I do not believe you. If you are trying to tell me that the people eating at a buffet at a casino in
are somehow better than anyone else at your run of the mill Picadilly, no. They are not. You will still see the same 400 lb. dude with three plates stacked up under his double chins heading to a table to shovel food down his gullet. Just because there happens to be prime rib on one (or two) of those plates, doesn’t make it any easier or more appealing to watch. Mississippi
If you want to see me turn my nose up at anything, bring me to a buffet. ANY buffet. I will not be a happy camper.
#2 – Cereal milk drinkers.
Picture it: You just took about ten minutes to finish a bowl of Lucky Charms. Dipping your spoon back into the bowl of milk again and again and eating your cereal for breakfast. You fished the last few non-marshmallow bits out of the bowl and you have finished your cereal. There are parts of saliva, flecks of cereal powder and random swirly colors hanging out in your milk. It’s also been ten minutes so that milk is not the coldest…you pick up your bowl and gulp down what is left of your milk…
Excuse me while I vomit.
There is nothing more disgusting to me than cereal milk. You are drinking semi-warm spit milk. Grody to the max.
Whenever the boys eat cereal, they always drink the leftover milk. I have to close my eyes and plug my ears to distance myself as far away from this as possible. I can’t take it or I will for real start gagging.
What do I do with my cereal milk? I pour it out. Like everyone should be doing. It’s fucking gross. Used cereal milk is like dishwater to me. It is that gross.
In high school, a guy once told me he would drink my bathwater. I was effectively creeped and grossed out. This is how I feel about the drinking of cereal milk. It should never be done, by anyone.
Stop the madness, people. Stop drinking your own filth.