My last post of 2010. Huzzah!
This will be the longest running, most popular (11 followers, what WHAT?! Okay so all of my followers are people I know but whatever!) blog I have ever had. I usually start one and update it for a few months and then I am done with it but I have been updating at least twice a week for four full months! I will give myself a pat on the back for that, yes. Let’s see if I can keep this up.
My memory is that of a feeble minded old lady these days so in trying to recall things from past New Years Eves it all comes back fuzzy (wonder why…). This is why I need to start writing everything down. So you will not be getting a New Years Eve Past post today. I sorry.
I do remember that every New Years Day I was forced to eat black-eyed peas which is my least favorite vegetable in the world. What’s the deal with peas on New Years? I could look this up. I won’t but I could. Someone look it up and post it in the comments. Do that. Now.
Anyhoo, everyone have a great NYE whatever you choose to do. And however you spend tomorrow night keep these things in mind:
- Cabs exist for you to call them
- Draft beer will make you feel like shit Saturday
- Putting one foot on the floor while laying in bed to keep the room from spinning doesn’t work
- Puking in a hamper is different than puking in a garbage can
- Wearing heels and bitching about how badly your feet hurt just makes you look stupid for wearing heels in the first place. Bring a change of shoes.
- Duckfacing without humor is not cute.
Consider my knowledge dropped.
I will see (figuratively) all of you assholes in 2011. Peace to the out.
And, lastly, Harry Potter cupcakes. 2011, Bitches!
5 comments:
Less than an hour ago I was telling a co-worker I couldn't believe some A-hole hasn't said "see you next year" to us yet. Thanks for completing my day.
"Wearing heels and bitching about how badly your feet hurt just makes you look stupid for wearing heels in the first place. Bring a change of shoes."
.......And will make your date fucking hate you.
You're welcome, Stovall. Daniel was bitching about that same thing the other day so I figured why not use it and annoy everyone.
Dusty, I won't say that I haven't been the girl that bitches about her feet but that is why I always bring a change of shoes. Plus walking in heels New Years Eve Drunk is no easy feat.
*dislike*
Black-eyed peas are thought to bring luck in the new year, like eating turnip greens will bring wealth.
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