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Monday, April 11, 2011

Asshole Monday: The Worst

I alluded to an Asshole Monday post last week that I have yet to finish and I don't have the piss and vinegar in me today to actually write it up, so you will get that one one of these days. I am so sorry. I know so many of you were looking forward to it. I should haved learned by now that when I tell people about an upcoming blog that I am going to write, I need to have at least started writing it because I will either lose interest or forget what I was going to say entirely. To write Asshole Monday, you kind of have to be in somewhat of a pissy mood to raise that amount of ire for something or someone or whatever. And I don’t have it in me today.

So I am sort of half-assing Asshole Monday. I did a Google image search for "The Worst" and these are the images that came up (I also did a search for "assholes" but I am blocked from searching from certain words here). So here are a few of "The Worsts":


She looks like a cracked-out toad with freckles wearing a Micheal Jackson jacket. Not a good look, Lindsay. Where did your boobs go???



That was under "Worst Album Covers" that's not a real album, right??? I think I lived next door to that guy in Southaven...



True story: if you do a Google search for "The Worst" Katherine Heigl will appear more than once. Heh. She does suck...




Awww, come on now...Keanu is by no means the worst. He's not the best,  but he's not the worst! I mean, Point Break! Speed! Good stuff. Well not good, but entertaining. And he is Bill or Ted or whichever one. I have yet to watch any of those.



I am going to say this is so far beyond "the worst." I would say this is more like "Okay, fuck it. I am never venturing into the bathroom again for anything ever, I am going to go cry in my room now while I get my things together to burn this house down."



Bahahaha! I am not making this up. I was just talking about this the other day. Apparently Calipari is still the worst. I don't think I am going to get that many objections to this.



And we have factory farmed chickens as being the worst. Can't say that I am surprised in the least. And finally...

Presented without commentary...



There you have it. A very small sampling of "The Worst" in case anyone was wonering. Also, I love a guest-blogger for Asshole Monday and if anyone has anything they would like to rant about, I would be happy to give you a Monday or two to do your thing. Until later my dears...

2 comments:

D.P. said...

That spider needs to be killed with bazooka. Jesus fucking Christ....

Stacey Garrett said...

I know, right?! I would never enter a home that ever had a spider that big in it. Ever.

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