Keepers: The Slut Abides

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Happy Friday everyone. This week concludes my official splurge from my drinking hiatus. From now on, no more booze until June 18^th, 72 more days. I got this.

Here are your links my lovely readers (whenever I write "lovely" I always want to follow it with "lady lumps" thanks, Fergie!):

Videos:

Your awesome video of the week that doesn’t include babies!  

I am sure that everyone has seen this video eons ago but I like it and I just saw it for the first time this week so I am reposting, If you don’t like it, feel free to send me another video. It’s the amazing Honeybadger! 

Kid loves Gushers and it is his duty to review them. Thank you, fat kid. You’re beautiful.  

Featured Hot Slut of the Day from one of my favorite blogs. Video NSFW, funny.

Random/ Funny/ Pervy/ Weird/ You’re welcome:

I am also sure that most of you have heard by now, Glenn Beck got fired from Fox news. Please hold while I learn how to do a cartwheel and then actually do one. Have no doubt that this is the last we will see of this cockstain but let’s just hold out hope that one day he will be caught by Bob Saget sucking dick for coke. 

This is actually very important to me, yes. 

I am sure a lot of you have heard about the Slut Walk in Canada after Canadians were told that if they didn’t want to be raped that they need to stop dressing like sluts. Canadian sluts everywhere were rightfully pissed off.

This is absolute insanity. A girl yawned too hard and her mouth just kind of stuck that way. Her jaw just quit working so she is just sitting there, mouth agape, probably needing to swallow some spit. That. Blows.  

Cosmo is written by crazy dumb bitches, we all know this. It is also read by crazy dumb bitches and anyone who ever heeds their advice should probably never date. Ever.  

I was just saying the other day how funny salad is... 

Stuff I want:

Really super cute Zoo coat hooks. I read in the reviews of these that someone was disgusted by them because they demean animals…they know they are ceramic, right??? 

Sesame Street Fighter? Sesame Street Fighter. 

Crafts:

I have been saying for years now that I want a tutu. One has yet to appear in front of me so I may just have to make one.

Yarn porn for my little crocheting hippie heart. I would wear the shit out of this. 

Food:

Ok so this is a blog centered around fancy Jell-o shots. Fancy Jell-o shots, people! This is not a drill. Christy! Are you reading this? 30th birthday, get on it. 

Avocado salad with spicy peanut dressing.  

Mini Nutella Cheesecakes 

Rainbow cookies 

Posts from this week:

Asshole Monday: Weddings

We Like to Express Ourselves Around Here

You’re Welcome Theater: Slither

This Week on Facebook 

As always if anyone has any videos, stories, crafts, whatever…send them here. And thank you to everyone who sent in something! I am nothing, nothing, nothing, if I don’t have you…oooooooo