Pinch Me. See what happens.

You're welcome

Oh St. Patricks Day…I really don’t care about you but I would be lying if I said I wouldn’t gulp down a Guinness in about 35 seconds. Sigh. And I have never done an Irish car bomb in my life but I would do one right now. I would do several, if you want me to be honest here.

I did not wear green today because I completely forgot what day it was and, also, I don’t care as I said above. I have yet to be pinched, I am pretty sure that HR would be called if I were to be pinched. Plus, there are very few people around here that I wouldn’t mind if they pinched me, hubba hubba (not really).

What kind of asshole actually pinches someone that isn’t wearing green?

I actually looked up why you get pinched for failing to wear green and I got about a dozen different answers and all of them seemed super dumb. I have come to the conclusion however that being pinched is an American thing which doesn’t surprise me at all. Way to whore out other traditions from other countries and change them around to suit you, America. Cinco de Mayo, anyone?

Anyway, everyone have a wonderful St. Patrick’s Day! Get drunk. Get laid. All that good stuff. I will be doing neither and kinda really only bummed about the one (but which one?)

Also, green beer is stupid. It needed to be said.